No, that wasn’t a full-body dry heave…

…it was a victory dance I created in honor of Christoph “The Jew Hunter” Waltz for taking home a Golden Globe for his crazy-flaming-awesome performance in “Inglourious Basterds”! My faith in humankind has, for the time being, been restored.

Nods go to Meryl Streep and Mo’Nique as well for taking home much-deserved awards, “Up” and the Reitman-Turner deadly duo that created the screenplay for “Up in the Air.”